Nothing is What it Seems
I work in a place full of pumped up, testosterone-filled, sweaty men who somehow believe that they are God’s gift to women. But seriously, what woman wants to climb up on some funky-smelling dude or even throw the idiot her digits? The answer – none! But, this is not to say it does not happen EVERY day.
Most women are unreceptive and will not even meet eyes with the meat-head; very few will. Usually, they lower their head back into their workout and leave the idiot drooling over himself. And, it becomes even more hilarious when the guy actually thinks the women is interested and approaches her.
The below example has got to be the craziest, funniest incident I have seen at the gym – hands down!
It was about midday and I was finishing up with a poor, overweight client; trying to get her folded over her own gut while doing crunches – an almost impossible task for some of these people. I glanced over and saw a tanned, oiled up meat-head drooling over a middle aged cougar-looking lady on the treadmill.
This dummy kept shooting her smirks out of the side of his puzzled, powerless brain – as if this is going to send her jogging over to the free weights – c’mon!
So, she notices him right away because she gets that ‘Oh boy, what does this a-hole want’ look on her face. Like the rest, she ignores him and gets back into her groove. What he does next is classic!
The meat-head struts his mass with a hip little strut to the restroom and comes out about 5 minutes later.
When he exits the restroom door, his greasy hair is matted and fixed to his head, he is more oiled, and he is brimming with studly, meat-head confidence. The woman notices him and immediately gets off of her machine very smoothly and calculated; she heads over to the rowing machines.
The meat-head comes up and starts talking to her and for some reason, she is grinning and has a happy amused look on her face. I just think to myself that she is one of the few that actually cruises these places for meat.
The foxy cougar then points to the man’s back and behind him here is a strip of toilet paper flapping in the gym’s air conditioned breeze.
The man immediately turns around and notices his little superman cape dangling from his short strap and hauls back into the bathroom with lightening fast speeds.
I guess he was really nervous when he first saw her and needed to take a dump before coming back out.
And, the kicker is that he never came back out. One of the staff members of the gym told me the next day that the bathroom window was open for some odd reason and later told me that there was a gym member who did not sign out when they left.
I have a feeling we won’t be seeing him again.
Have you seen anything this funny in your life?
If you have post it below.
Sent in by “Jill”
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