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		<title>The Adult Exersaucer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fitness Funnies</dc:creator>
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Have you ever seen a baby in an exersaucer? She jumps up and down with the help of springs, she twirls her seat around to see in every direction, and her hands and mouth are exploring several different items that move and make noise. The action is good for developing coordination and keeping her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Super Bowl 2010:New Orleans vs Indianapolis</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 11:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Casey Kaldal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope you&#8217;re doing fantastic and ready for a great game!
It&#8217;s Super Bowl Weekend and I must admit I am more exited for this football game than I ever have been. 
I found this football clip and I thought I would share. 


Living in Canada, hockey is the sport of choice and I never watched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE BLAME GAME</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fitness Funnies</dc:creator>
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Have you ever dealt with one of those clients who blames you for her inability to achieve her fitness goals, while she continues to ignore everything you tell her to do? You know the one. She wants to eat whatever she wants, exercise as little as possible – or, cheat on the machines and call [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Year&#8217;s Resolutions are the Personal Trainers Gold Mine</title>
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		<comments>http://www.adviceforpersonaltrainers.com/years-resolutions-personal-trainers-gold/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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During my time working as a personal trainer, I have found the days between Christmas and New Years to be the most intriguing. It is also one of the most profitable times for gyms and fitness centers. Stampedes of new customers march in the gym, moaning and groaning about the dozens of gingerbread men they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Desperate Executive Hits The Gym in a Last Ditch Effort</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Need a laugh? I nearly split my shorts! Take a break from work with some humor. Tis the season to be jolly!
A personal trainer recalls a hilarious story from his experiences helping customers get fit for Christmas. Please feel free to share your own tales of mayhem in the gym and let’s all have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Landing Women at the Gym</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 11:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fitness Funnies</dc:creator>
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A not-so-fit friend, whom we will call Jack, told me a story last week. He was at the gym, working on his daily routine, when he had a moment of lightheadedness. Jack is a little thick around the midsection, but to his credit, he’s really trying to do something about it. Unfortunately, his self-confidence at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homer Gets A Personal Trainer &#8211; Homer-esque Clients</title>
		<link>http://www.adviceforpersonaltrainers.com/homeresque-clients/</link>
		<comments>http://www.adviceforpersonaltrainers.com/homeresque-clients/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fitness Funnies</dc:creator>
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Homer Simpson doesn&#8217;t exactly have six-pack abs. His are more of just a mere ab, mostly composed of a flabby mass created by a few too many six-packs and doughnuts. Homer Simpson, is just an average, everyday man, but he wants to be something, someone different. In his typical fashion, Homer stumbles into an audition [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Southern Movements in the Northern Hemisphere</title>
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		<comments>http://www.adviceforpersonaltrainers.com/southern-movements-northern-hemisphere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fitness Funnies</dc:creator>
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One of my favorite parts about working in a smaller, private gym is the lack of corporate pressure to sell products and packages. There&#8217;s nothing worse than trying to convince someone to buy expensive stuff that they don&#8217;t need. The gym I currently work for offers supplemental health and weight loss products in a non-obtrusive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Thrill of Victory</title>
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		<comments>http://www.adviceforpersonaltrainers.com/thrill-victory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fitness Funnies</dc:creator>
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As a trainer, I love being at the gym. I enjoy the environment, the people, everything about it. But there&#8217;s another group of athletes that have always held a special place in my heart. The average lot of them has never set foot in a gym and probably never will during their lifetimes. Yet they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Sells. Are You Using It?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Casey Kaldal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Axe Cologne gets it. You’ve undoubtedly seen this company’s commercials on TV. They always feature scruffy young men who are immediately swarmed by model-level women once they spray on some Axe.
The commercials are silly. You might even consider them a bit offensive. But you can’t argue with one thing: The promotional folks at Axe know [...]]]></description>
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